Miss. Barboza
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
MEMO
TO: Mother Nature
FROM: Father Time
RE: Recent Weather Conditions
It has come to my attention that you are still providing winter weather through many parts of North America. I understand the position you have been put in by not being able to drop as much snow during the winter months as you were busy with wild fires and tornadoes, however, it is not acceptable for you to pad your average by dropping snow this far after the spring cut off.
If you continue to work to extend the winter season I will have no choice but to place you on probation and force you to provide sunny weather throughout the summer months, as you will have used your precipitation allowance for snow.
Please take this under advisement as you plan the weather you will provide in the upcoming weeks.
Thank you
FROM: Father Time
RE: Recent Weather Conditions
It has come to my attention that you are still providing winter weather through many parts of North America. I understand the position you have been put in by not being able to drop as much snow during the winter months as you were busy with wild fires and tornadoes, however, it is not acceptable for you to pad your average by dropping snow this far after the spring cut off.
If you continue to work to extend the winter season I will have no choice but to place you on probation and force you to provide sunny weather throughout the summer months, as you will have used your precipitation allowance for snow.
Please take this under advisement as you plan the weather you will provide in the upcoming weeks.
Thank you
posted by Miss. Barboza at 5:46 AM
1 Comments:
Hey Father Time, You obviously P-ssed off Mother Nature judging by todays lovely weather!! Try to keep the agitation to a minimum while she has PMS!!!
Thanks! ARC girl
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